"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
11/06/2014 at 17:18 • Filed to: BroStang
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"Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
11/06/2014 at 17:18 • Filed to: BroStang | 2
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Tomorrow I will be returning my rental Mustang and I am going to miss it.
As much as I, as an Opponaut, should hate this vile mockery of American muscle I have found myself enamored. It is literally the opposite of my ideal Mustang, fuck convertibles, fuck your cloth seats, fuck that pussy V6, and fuck that fucking 6-speed auto harder than everything else in the world combined.
After spending a month with the Brostang I found myself smiling every time I got into that sorry excuse for an interior. The transmission is lazy and hard to predict, the steering is like a mini-van but worse. But one thing I loved was the simple fact that it was. A Mustang is a Mustang is a Mustang unless it's a GT500 in which case it's a Mustang. People notice a Mustang, it's got presence, even if you fucking hate it you notice it. I think that's what I'll miss the most, being able to say, "I drive a Mustang." The FiST will always just be a Fiesta.
T5Killer
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/06/2014 at 17:27 |
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I will never understand convertible haters.
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Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 17:33 |
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I might not hate them after this rental, I still don't like them but I don't hate them anymore.
Fookin' Prawns
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 17:36 |
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Me neither. I love mine to death.
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T5Killer
> Fookin' Prawns
11/06/2014 at 17:39 |
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Yeah I wish my Cobra was a 'vert. Let me have glorious sun!
jkm7680
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/06/2014 at 17:42 |
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The thing about the Fiesta is probably one of the reasons why I'll never own one.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 17:56 |
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I am pale and live in Florida. Blister=/=fun. Fuck convertibles. Plus there are no good places to really enjoy it. AND SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU IF YOU SAY THE BEACH
yamahog
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 17:57 |
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When I was a youngin and had long hair that refused to stay in a ponytail and my dad had a convertible Fox body, that forever sealed my hate of convertibles. Too hot sitting in traffic, too cold and windy on the highway, hair in a giant uncombable clump, nothing good came out of that stupid convertible.
gabdere
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/06/2014 at 18:00 |
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What the hell happened to your car so you don't have it for a month?
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T5Killer
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/06/2014 at 18:01 |
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I am in New Mexico so the beach is a mythical thing that is 1500 miles away. Around here we can enjoy convertibles almost all year long.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 18:08 |
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Theoretically with the weather, we could to, but the roads suck. There are no winding back roads, there aren't any great views. It's just dull.
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T5Killer
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
11/06/2014 at 18:16 |
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I'm sorry we got tons of great views and winding mountain roads.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> T5Killer
11/06/2014 at 18:19 |
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I did when I lived in Alabama. It's one thing if you were raised here, it's way different if you weren't.
norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
> gabdere
11/06/2014 at 18:20 |
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He came to this glorious land called America for a month. He lives in Germany so his car is back in the Vaterland.
anothermiatafanboy
> jkm7680
11/06/2014 at 18:32 |
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what thing?
Lekker
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/06/2014 at 18:51 |
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THAT exact same thing happened to me after I rented a new-ish Camaro. I've since then test driven a few, and I found myself loving them and mustangs. Carry on FiSTer, enjoy the Fiesta until your Mustang arrives :P
SuburbanDad
> Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
11/06/2014 at 19:48 |
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I don't get all the hate thrown at the V6. It is rated to make MOAR POWER than the 302 from the 1969 Boss. Fuck the slushbox though. And Buttfuck the 'vert.
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Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
> SuburbanDad
11/06/2014 at 21:24 |
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It's got moar powerz but a whole hell of a lot more weight as well. Through the auto you can't get the power when you need to, with a manual I'm sure it'd feel more than adequate.
Conan
> SuburbanDad
11/07/2014 at 09:40 |
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My V6 had less issues than my GT. Mind you that might've had something to do with the mods.